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For this design, we really thought outside the box. We grabbed the two things closest to us at the time- a Giant Redwood tree and our Great Uncle Gerald- and threw them into our massive, scary looking tissue-paper processor. We had no choice, you see; Great Uncle Gerald has these sneezing fits that are pretty intolerable. Especially when he is around our pet weasel. Anyway, after a loud series of pops, bangs and blasts, there were several thousand crazy looking tissue boxes rolling out onto the conveyer belt. We didn’t know what else to do with them, so we were kind of hoping that you might be able to find some use for them. Just please don’t tell Great Aunt Geraldine where you got them.